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09:29, Wednesday, March 12, 2008
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For the record, we don’t walk into your office leisurely. When we do, we must be in throbbing ‘do a wrist lock-break an arm – hammer someone’s head and body slam’ pain. So when we open our mouth wide we expect you to know where the pain is. DO NOT pretend to be cute knocking each tooth and ask “Sakit tak? Yang ni sakit?” Bleargh!
DO NOT talk to us or ask questions, relevant or not while our mouth is wide open. We feel silly. We can’t even swallow our saliva. Want us to choke meh?
We tell you our medical history so that you don’t mess with the medication, just in case. NOT to hear your sis-in-law’s history of double ectopic pregnancy or how your contraceptive fails or your future family planning method.
You know, you can venture into new business. That anesthetic injection you gave.. the one that numb half a face? Well I personally would like to have one of those before my facial. Oh the Ah Moi can poke and squeeze my blackheads like no tomorrow and I’ll be pain free. No more tears. How’s that for a business idea? 15% kow tim?
If there is one advise I want to give to my keturunan, it would be “Never Neglect Your Gums".
Lastly oh dear dentists, we love you looooong long time. We should have more lovely dentists (seriously) and May Allah bless your soul.
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Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 by elisataufikaiyoh dentist pulak ke..
Kena mandi bunga kot
Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 by rotiduaKak Long suruh tukar nama. hihihi
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Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 by elisataufikhee hee
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Posted on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 by theotherajdentists??
noooo
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Posted on Thursday, March 13, 2008 by lolliesbestlah kalau dentist pakai mask macam tu. cute gila.
eh kena tau ketuk tanya mana sakit,. sebab ada member i tu dia yang cakap salah pastu dentist pun cabut gigi salah. hu hu hu
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Posted on Monday, March 17, 2008 by rotiduaScrew: yes?
Loll: hah?? salah gigi? adeh takde makna gitu ek.
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