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Tips to attend a malay wedding
07:00, Sunday, April 20, 2008
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The next time you attend a malay wedding, remember these points:
1. Small pouches, cute little handbags or glittery purses are nice and most probably match with your mak-datin look but you may want to bring a bigger bag or a tote for a change.
Wanna know why? Because you'll bring back bunga telur. Not only yours, your husband punya lah, anak-anak lah. Lagi ramai anak lagi besau beg kena bawak. These days they don't give boiled egg wrapped in green hankie anymore. In fact, the term bunga telur is no longer applicable. Where's the telur?
Kena kepit purse, kena pegang beberapa bunga telur, kena pegang shades (sebab tak muat masuk dalam purse kecik), kena jaga selendang lagi. Oh sungguh tak vogue.
So there, ditch the small purse.
2. Bring wet wipes. If you need to use your hands to eat, you must know the hand wash is hardly enough for the two of you. Use the kendi just enough to wash off nasi from your fingers. Use the wet wipes to finish the job.
3. You know those white embroided (sometimes lacy) short kebaya from Ind0nesia? Lovely right? I was told they're cheap too. Read my lips: Don't wear them to weddings! Regardless, how unique or grandeur you think yours is. Read no. 4 for the explanation.
4. Nowadays, weddings are all about theme; colors and style. Before the wedding, spy or snoop or ask what will the kendarat or penanggar be wearing for the big day.
Because, my dear ladies, you do not want to end up looking like one of those kendarat. *hmmpfft*
In fact, they should state the wedding theme in the wedding card. That would be more useful than pantun or unreadable maps. Besides, they already spent so much on the cards, pre ordered from the neighbouring country, they might as well utilise whatever vacant spaces on the card, aye?
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Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 by lolliesto point no 4. ini cerita sikit2 macam power suit punya cerita.
asal ada orang tanya nak mintak tambah nasi kat you ke?
Amboi besau nyer gelak
Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 by rotiduaNasib baik tak (eh sape kata ini saya punya kisah?) tapi kalau situasi itu terjadi, sila buat lawak buduh "Macam nak suruh kiter buat kerja je ni".
Bensi! lucky ada selendang yang tak le vogue mana tapi lain sikit la kot. Hur hur hur
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Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 by famygirlhee hee. i always imagined jika situasi no. 4 ini terjadi (harap2 tidak pada diriku), how would one react?
and saya memang pegang handbag besau so isu no.1 tak jadi masalah.
Anak siapa kena chicken pox, jangan bawak pi wedding!
Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 by rotiduaChe Famy: Err... makan cepat-cepat dan terus duduk terperusuk di tepi pelamin atau di belakang suami and pray no one asked for bunga telur?
Ker ada tupperware extra dalam handbag mu? hee hee
Tee..hee..heee
Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 by butterflutterKita baru berangan nak beli hand bag kecik molek tak jadilah nampaknya. My current bag mmg boleh campak segala benda :P
gelak eh
Posted on Monday, April 21, 2008 by rotiduaLupakan saja niat nak beli handbag kecik tu. Isi phone pun tak muat.
Kalau nak beli jugak, lipat beg plastic simpan dalam tu. Senang.
hahahaha!!
Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 by futuredoclawaknya!!!!!
another tip maybe...jangan pakai baju terlampau lawa plak..nanti overshadow the bride. pernah jadi kat my auntie..she was the bride and one of her cousins pakai baju putih berkilat2 and looked like her (my aunt's) wedding dress! tensen dia. haha.
Sabar je lah
Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 by rotiduaKorang ni takde compassion. Cuba bersimpati sikit.
Aliya, nasib baik pengantin lelaki tak gelap mata.
basah
Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 by jumanjithis one slalu jadik kat kita tau....leceh bangat sih!!! g wedding kompem akan peluh bagai nak rak..masa tu la semua peluh nak kuar dr merata tempat ..bwh mata lah, dr celah tudung lah, ketiak lah (wpun bulu dicukur licin ok!!) pastu anak2 kecik merengek sbb panas..buat hati kita hot!
tapi kalau wedding kat hotel...sejuukkk jek...(but one thing tak ske...lambat giler nak tunggu waktu makan...huh!!)
no. 3
Posted on Wednesday, April 23, 2008 by oflionandbearada kat kedai online saya.
ada berani?
ahahahahaha
cik, tolong pass nasik tambah kat sini tu... terima kasih
Posted on Friday, April 25, 2008 by moshmuahahahaha!
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