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Message on pillows

12:13, Monday, April 28, 2008 .. 26 comments .. Link
I shared a story with Olab, on skype, about a couple who has a pillow each with the words "I'M SORRY" on one side and "I LOVE YOU" on the other. Each time they have a fight, one of them would turn the "I'M SORRY" side up (because that's the hardest thing to say in a relationship). So when the partner walks in, cair la kira. The couple claims it worked ALL the time.

All couples should have 'em pillows. At least I do. Not on sale, yet, at ishoppeville.com. We ended up chuckling away on what could be potential high in demand pillows. Here are excerpts of our conversation:

kalau ada pillow tulis "NAK DUIT" pun ok

glow in the dark better eh
kot la tak nampak gelap2 tuh

ataupun yg tulis "MALAM NI, ON?"
kekeke

or "LINE TAK CLEAR"

aah

ahaahahah

pastu anak pun ada one set "KAKAK BELUM TIDUR LAGI"

ahahahha


Other suggestions:

1. "WAKE ME UP" and on the other side "WITH YOUR TONGUE" hor hor hor okayla... can have series of this.
2. "IF YOU CAN READ THIS, PLEASE SWITCH OFF THE LIGHT"
3. "DAH GOSOK GIGI?"
4. "2 HALF BOILED EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, PLEASE"
5. "I'M STILL MAD"
6. "HONEY, YOU MAY WANT TO SIGN UP FOR THAT GYM CLASS"
7. "HONEY, I BUSTED OUR BUDGET FOR THIS MONTH.. AND THE NEXT"
8. "GET A HAIRCUT"
9. "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW". For all occasions actually. Mothers Day, wedding anniversary, first date anniversary, first call anniversary etc.
10. "NEW TUDUNG TOMORROW. SILA PUJI"

*giggles*.
Any more to add?

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Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by jme2007
Or, they could save some money and just say "i'm sorry"




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Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by futuredoc
hahahaha
those suggestions are really clever!




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Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by famygirl
kelakar kelakar
glow in the dark ones would be cool




Pardon me

Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by rotidua
jme2007: oh wishful thinking. You're an optimist. I like that. Your pillow would be "BUZZ OFF! I'M RIGHT"

Aliya: Hehehe cute eh. Dunno why but i'm thinking "ABANG JANJI TAK BUAT LAGI!".

Famygirl: "ESOK MAKAN LUAR YA"




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Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by Anonymous
Oh this explains the gigles during kelas semalam ek... ;) amacam tudung baru? ada style lah...!




Alamak.. classmate.

Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by rotidua
oooh masa kelas tu, dok mengata orang depan dan sebelah menyebelah. You org yang mana?




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Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by butterflutter
macam ni kena ada brp set of pillows agaknya eh...but really good idea ;)




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Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by elisataufik
identical pillowcases that has "I'M RIGHT" on one side, and "YOU'RE WRONG" on the other.
Siapa masuk tidur dulu wins.




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Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by mommyalif
hahahaha memang kreatif sangat2.. :)

color code pon OK gak.. green and red please




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Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by Anonymous
kite yg duduk sebelah kiri awak lah... si olab disebelah kanan.. tapi akak semalam tu kan memang betul bernafsu membeli tudung... gawddd... macam nak beli satu kedai gitew..
cadangan pillowcase 'MASUK LEBIH SIKIT' it can be use 2 x hheheh go figure...kah kah kah




hahahahha

Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by lollies
small ideas can generate good income.

anyway..kelas apa?




sangat suka idea ini

Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by dory
cepat pegi carik tukang jahit sarung bantal. nanti ada orang curik idea ini




Bley buat duit eh?

Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by rotidua
Buttflut: Good idea eh? Kalau jadik, you beli eh.

Kak Lisa: hah tambah dah idea!

Mommyalif: oh color code utk gebau (selimut) bley. One side green, the other red.

Melly weh!: I'm assuming you're talking monetary here. hahahaha message camtu kena jual kat pasaran gelap je. Or dedicated kinky section.

Lollies: Bukan la kelas apa pun. Cara mengikat tudung organised by Munawwarah. New collection unveiled after class.

Rasanya lepas ni, kalau nak bagi i hadiah apa2 tak yah susah2.. belikan tudung dari sana je cukup. Saiz S ye.

Dory: oh kena buat copyright reserved la ni? Kena cari tailor eh? tak bley ke beli kat aussino pastu print je or spray paint. You nak jadi investor?




More for lollies, now that I've read Kak Lisa's entry

Posted on Monday, April 28, 2008 by rotidua
Masa opening, Puan Hasnah, relate her story how she used to struggle to wear tudung. Wajib satu, pastu macam mana nak kasi dia tetap pakai tudung. Dia cakap "Saya percaya ada orang kat sini pernah berperang nak pakai tudung kerana fesyen atau syariat". Even kalau hati kita kuat, orang keliling tak membantu pun. I pikir masa tu "Oh I'm not alone" So nak pujuk hati kan, kasi kuat lekat tudung dan nak kasi I suka..I don't mind spending lebih sikit.

Dah beli mahal gitu, tak pakai rugi lah.




kena baca 2 kali

Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 by lollies
belikan you hadiah? hahahahah. mati2 i ingat you nak belikan tudung munawarrah untuk I. hahahahha.

kat sini mana ada tudung style saiz2 ni. semuanya style selendang. kena lilit sana sini.




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Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 by mosh
NO AIR LIOQ BASI PLEASE

alamak! takde idea nak buat kelakor lak hari ni...




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Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 by elisataufik
to mosh - for you, kena one side "OK LAGI" and the other side "DAH BUSUK". Pagi2 flip to appropriate side.

Kalau nak belikan present for lollies from munawarrah, belikan dia tudung t-shirt tu atau anak tudung cotton tu. Mesti dia suka...
Weh lollies walaupun 'baru', dah terrer melilit tudung tau...




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Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 by butterflutter
I beli buat hadiah fathers day :)




Tak kelakar la Pinkman

Posted on Tuesday, April 29, 2008 by rotidua
Lollies: bila balik? hehehe selendang musti cantik2 eh kat sana. Tak reti nak lilit.

Pinkman: serious tak lawak

Kak Lisa: wah dia terer lilit eh? sebenarnya dah lama practise tuh. Utk Pinkman: "MASYA ALLAH, TOLONGLAH SHAVE"

Oh ada collection baru yang sesuai pakai dengan jeans. Tak beli ah hari tu sebab yang ada slit takde my size. Ni dah berapa hari dok terbayang2. Payah!

Buttflutt: Err.. fathers' day gift should depend on what we get for mothers' day. heheheh




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Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 by ondeonde
wow meriahnya kat sini!
hmmmmm...tak ada idea nak create words apa kat bantal..BUT text message biasa laaa...

HEY YOU! am waiting upstairs! (kalau dia tengok TV kat bawah)...hehehehehe or vice-versa.




*write down cepat2, cilok idea2 kat atas*

Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 by oflionandbear
ahahahaha




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Posted on Wednesday, April 30, 2008 by lana
ahahahahaha..... cool idea, babe!




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Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2008 by theotheraj
'GET OFF' - 'GET ON'
'What's up?' - 'Not you'





"Not you" ahahah! Mistake!

Posted on Thursday, May 1, 2008 by rotidua
OO: kalau ada bantal camtu kena baling ke bawah baru message sampai. Hahahha

Ooooo now we know OO dan text messagenyer. Ooooo

Olab: hehehe bila mau mass produce?

Lana: *giggles*

Screw! ahahha i was waiting for your comment. Trust you would come up with 1-2 lines.




Kak Nina!!

Posted on Tuesday, May 6, 2008 by Bahiyah
apa email kak nina eh?yg official punya?
email jap:nurbahiyah@gmail.com

TQ




eh silap

Posted on Tuesday, May 6, 2008 by bahiyah
tak official pon takpa
bukan ada hal penting pon
nak sembang ja
hahahahah




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