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08:55, Tuesday, June 3, 2008
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I found this site: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Auditor...i/Auditor.
Excerpt from 'Auditors and Reproduction'
"..The more unexpected discrepancies that they find, the more sexually aroused they become. If at the end of the day they conclude that the company has been overstating their widgets, they will spontaneously orgasm en masse and begin to practice their double-entry by way of celebration..."
Evilnya lawak macam ni. Tak kelakar la woi!
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Oh gosh they have one for internal auditors too. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Interna...nal_audit.
Engineers aye? Check this out: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Enginee.../Engineer.
"It is a common misconception that there are no female engineers. This is not the case. They simply look so alike as to be utterly indistinguishable. It's the beards."
hahahha
while you're at it, check out what the site has to say about Mat Rempit
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Posted on Wednesday, June 4, 2008 by lolliessite tu kena banlah kat qatar. hu hu quote jele.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA. man you are lucky to be an auditor! AKu pun nak jadi jugaklah camtu. present aje kat boardroom, bambu orang dapat orgasm. That is full time job I tell you.
better than having beards..
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Posted on Saturday, June 7, 2008 by rotiduaIsk kesian ye .. dah lama tak comment tak reply. Ada marah?
Apsal semua org senyap ni?? efx2 tak stabil lagi? ke gila facebook? ahahhaha
Camna tu.. orgasm in boardroom?
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Posted on Sunday, June 8, 2008 by famygirlbekas engineer dah shave janggut
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Posted on Sunday, June 8, 2008 by rotiduabekas engineer yang dah shave janggut sedang tunggu kain jemuran kering
uwaaaaaa
Posted on Monday, June 9, 2008 by gartblueI wanna be a 'bekas' too ...
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Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 by butterflutterHow come my mr tak leh makan seminggu after attend one of his clients agm. Tak sampai hati tgk pak cik2 dr kampung dtg complain tak pernah terima dividen. Org yg dah kaya makin kaya. Tak takut ke dio org ni aniaya org eishhh.Byk la dia tahu and amat kecewa dgn some govt related companies.
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Posted on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 by moshahahaha! i thought those jokes are funny.
and the guy whom submitted the entry on mat rempit definitely has a sense of humour and a big grudge over mat rempits ahahaha!
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